From Prague with Love

Today is my second day in Prague. The first day was basically a flop. We arrived from the Airport at around 8am, but I was all jet-lagged, so I fell asleep at the hostel until it was time to get up, which was 12pm, for our walking tour.

It was on this three hour walking tour where I discovered why Europeans are so thin and fit. Our walking tour traveled at quite the pace. Back in Toronto, anyone who's been on a shopping trip with me usually runs out of breath after two hours or so. But here in Prague, I was the one that was gasping for air.

On the bright side, from all this extreme walking (up hills, down hills- everywhere) when I get back home, I'll have superb stamina. The first day we got to our hostel, with our luggage, we had to walk eight flights of stairs pulling our heavy bags with us to get to our room because they didn't have an elevator (since this is an old building).

Seriously though, I haven't seen a single fat person here under the age of 30 (except for tourists).

Today, we walked around, went shopping, and I didn't buy a single thing. I saw a beautiful white dress, but they didn't have my size. It's a shame too, because I tried on the same dress in my size in this hideous orange colour, and it fit perfectly.

Speaking of hideous...

I'm talking to Don right now on msn and he asked me what was cool in Prague, and I noticed that they had lots of speedos in the shops here. So I asked him what would happen if I brought him back a speedo and he said he wouldn't wear it.

Another thing that's hot for guys over here are man purses.

2 weeks later:
"Hey Don, I brought you back a man purse!"
Don shifts uncomfortably. "Errr... thanks..."
"I hope you use it! Because if you don't it means you don't love me."

...kidding!

I'm not actually that mean.

Jessica's Hot Guy Sightings:
I saw one hot guy today. And one cute guy. Europeans here may have nice builds, but their faces...

However, I did notice there are many gorgeous ladies. They all dress so pretty- in dresses and heels. How they walk on cobblestone in heels, I don't understand.

Another thing I noticed was that there are many couples where the girl is disproportionally more attractive than the guy. And that all the cute guys I saw were single.

This leads me to the conclusion that most cute men in Europe are gay. And only ugly men are worth dating. (There's probably something wrong with that conclusion, but I'm not really thinking properly right now, which explains it)

We went to a jazz restaurant for dinner and my mom thought cocktails were alcohol-free, so she let me order one :)