While both you and your boss are at the counter, a short man in his 30s, walks by.
(after a moment)
Boss: (in admiration) He was cute.
You: No he wasn't! (while making a disgusted face)
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He really wasn't cute. The guy that walked by had yellowish skin and a snub nose. My gay boss has bad taste in men. Tsk tsk...
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Okay fine. This didn't actually happen. Everything up until my speech is true though.
My boss checks out men infront of me. I suppose he's just trying to bond with me because this doesn't happen around some older married co-workers, but I find this really awkward because he has bad taste. If he picked out cute guys, maybe I would feel differently about our awkward relationship.
To sum it up:
ReplyDeleteYou have better taste in guys than your gay boss, but you're too chicken to tell him.
Am I correct?